Universe creation theory...

At the beginning there was… well, actually, there wasn’t much… maybe (and this is not scientifically proved) there were French-fried potatoes floating in emptiness! That is why French-fried potatoes taste as French-fries potatoes! Leaving the potatoes aside, we shall consider that at the beginning there was nothing, because… well it’s the beginning, so it kinds of… makes sense to say… that there was nothing before the beginning! But universe didn’t stay empty for to long, because some stupid moron called Ben forgot to turn off the heater… result: one hell of an explosion… (Note: some so called “scientists” entitle this explosion as “Big Bang”! ridiculous, don’t you think!?). So, after the explosion, “French-fries potatoes” were no more! The super heated blast, that came from Ben’s apartment (a small house, T2 I think!), turned the potatoes in dust, literally! Then something happen, it’s seems that the dust particles join into bigger, and bigger, and bigger rocks! (I think it was about this time that the rolling stones appeared!).
And “voila”, one big, jusy, happy Universe…